Tickets=$5, makeup=$10, seeing me crack a whip on this boys butt=Priceless. Come see Measure for Measure at Pearson on Friday 7:30 #headhoe #priest #titsup #titsout #M4M #UD
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
"Oh shiiiiittttttttttt! Are u fo real!!"
Dumbledore’s face too though he’s just like RLLY LOCKHART did you REALLY
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.